Bluetooth humour

How about a new invention. The bluetooth tooth. This would remove the need for those silly ear pieces which couriers always seem to wear. It would contain a tiny microphone which would pick up your voice and transmit it via blue tooth to your phone which would then transmit like a normal mobile. It would contain a dynamo to power itself, able to recharge as you spoke and chewed. You would then certainly look as if you are talking to yourself.
In addition you could have any colour of tooth you wanted, you could even have a Blue bluetooth tooth. At the moment, white is such a fashionable colour for teeth, so 20th century though. As opposed to the black and yellow, particularly popular throughout the 19th and 18th centuries. However in the future, the fashion may be to have an array of colours, perhaps to match your mood, so you could have a blue Blue bluetooth tooth.
Of course, you could would need some way of keeping the Blue bluetooth tooth clean. Apart from having your standard toothbrush, which would be, of course, on bluetooth, and would be contacted by the Blue bluetooth tooth when it needed cleaning, making a bluetooth tooth brush, this may also possibly be blue, making a blue bluetooth tooth brush. In addition, you would need a servicing brush, to clear the tooth of any decay or matter clogging the circuitry, which would possibly lead to a malfunction of the Blue bluetooth tooth. This would make a blue bluetooth tooth bluetooth toothbrush.
It is not impossible, but very unlikely, that Mr Bluetooth would own one of these, and if he was unhappy because his blue bluetooth tooth bluetooth toothbrush was not working properly a repair man would fix, via bluetooth, blue Bluetooth's blue bluetooth tooth bluetooth toothbrush.